AHAHA, 20TH "LAKE SHORE" FINALIST IS A "BOOTYOLOGIST"

Got Milk? Got Ass? Well, Carlos Hayles has all of that :)

Being rated the "Sexiest Man of Toronto" at the "Everything to Do with Sex Show" and a self-proclaimed, certified "bootyologist," Carlos may not have a joint, gin, or cigarette, but he definitely has a measuring tape to measure your ass NOW.

And why shouldn't he? After all, he owns a company called "Got Ass," which is famous for its scantily clad promotional models who, well, have ASS. The biggest ass he measured was probably the one at Lake Shore auditions - 52 inches, an avatar. Now, Carlos, I think I'm about a 37-29-40. How do I stack up?

Stay tuned for tomorrow's pick.