THE 9TH FINALIST FOR "LAKE SHORE" SURE LIKES IT FROM THE BACK (I THINK)

Hey, everyone! Sorry for the delay! I just got back from West Palm Beach in Florida. My flight arrived on time, but driving from Buffalo, there was some traffic due to a collision on the 403...and then the fam and I got hungry, so we stopped at a Timmies, and we were like, "ooh calories."

Long story short, now I'm back, and I have finally checked out the most recent, potential "Lake Shore" contestant "Joey Violin"...and if it's any consolation, maybe he can dance to the beat of his name?

Well, that's just what he did for the judges - he danced like THAT on VIDEO for the whole world to see (or whatever you call what he just did). He also claims he doesn't exactly favour the Portuguese, and his favourite position is doggy-style, especially when he doesn't want to look at an unattractive girl's face (depending on whether or not he is drunk). Classy, huh? Hmmm, or maybe if his dancing skills are as good as his bed skills, that's why he sticks to doggy-style and shys away from missionary - or the real deal :) lol jksjks

The plus side? He's European (Italian) and not too shabby looking.

Thoughts?