ACCORDING TO "THE BACHELOR," TIGER WOODS IS STILL - A TIGER!
Well, I guess he already has an abundance of women lined up from his previous affairs to be contestants for next season!
ABC has actually been taking seriously the sarcasm assumed on how Tiger Woods should be the next Bachelor - so seriously that it could literally become a reality.
Former Bachelorette contestant Chris Lambton and American Idol's Casey James have both rejected deals to be featured on the program, but then an ABC producer exclusively revealed to ZackTaylor.ca that they have contacted Tiger's reps about making an appearance on the show.
Wow, you'd think The Bachelor would symbolize the "ideal" man - attractive, intelligent, romantic, funny, LOYAL. Yet, the show's idea of an "ideal" man is someone who cheats on his wife with various women, breaks up with his first/second choice in front of all national television, or emotionally abuses his fiancee and is reportedly gay. Can you say EPIC FAIL?