MY TAKE ON THE FIRST THREE CHOSEN FINALISTS FOR "LAKE SHORE" AUDITIONS!

Okay, everyone. So, "Lake Shore" announced its first three chosen finalists and will announce one finalist a day until about 3 weeks later. Then, voting will commence.

Click on this link http://www.lake-shore.ca/cast.html and the first three contestants to see their auditions.

Here's my take on the first three finalists:

1. RICKY LIORTI:

He's a hot, exotic Brazilian-Italian who attends UWO and has had: sex with an amateur porn star, a foursome, and a "good chest." 'Nuff said.

2. RUBY MORENO

A spicy Latina professional dancer/dance teacher wrapped in a black slinky halter top and miniskirt - all without being "trashy" ("but still sexy.")So, how is it that I still think she's sexy enough to steal my boyfriend? Must be her "swagger" :)

3. KALI "KALIFORNIA" ELIPOLIAS

Hmm...blonde, Greek, and Filipino - with a California Gurls attitude! That's unique! And she's confident enough to say she has the "whole package" and that she's "classy but not trashy." What's with the whole "trashy" line? I guess people assume reality tv stars are "trashy" or there are enough trashy people to fit into a stereotype.

Just from these three, I can say we have a variety i.e. a sexy Playa type "Situation," a smokin' sensual "J-Woww," and a cute, fun "Snooki." Another Jersey Shore but better :)

See ya guys tomorrow, when I comment on Finalist #4!