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HE'S ALWAYS CLASSY: RAPPER "CLASSIFIED" CALLS ABOUT CANADA, CELEBS, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD


"That Ain't Classy" may be rotating as #5 on the MuchMusic countdown this week, but MMVA-nominated artist Classified refuses to abuse his bragging rights. In our phone interview today, Luke Boyd (that's his real name) remained calm, cool, and collected - just like your average dude and not the "self-centered weirdo" he refers to on his hit single. The Enfield, Nova Scotia-based rapper has actually been performing for a decade. No, his popularity didn't spontaneously erupt from a YouTube video (sorry, Bieber) or MySpace channel. All Belieb-ers aside, Classified matured gradually as a young artist, man, and father to his two little daughters. Classified went from coming out with his debut album Union Dues in 2001 and his best-selling record Self-Explanatory 8 years later (2009) - where he (kinda) invented a more modern version of the national anthem with his hit "Oh, Canada" for the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games - to giving Handshakes and Middle Fingers (2010) (especially to those celebs who aren't very "Classy") and selling over 70K records in his lifetime (phew). Here, Classified spits some food for thought about the multiculturalism in Canada, multiculturalism in his video for "Oh Canada," and multiculturalism that is now - Charlie Sheen. Vote Classified's "That Ain't Classy" for UR Fave Video at the 2011 MMVAs http://mmva.muchmusic.com/whos-gonna-get-the-last-nom-for-ur-fave-video/.


V.B. So, you've just been nominated with a MMVA. How does it feel?

C. I feel pretty good about it. It was for the first video the MMVAs have nominated me for. (The MMVAs are also a great opportunity) to say what's up to everyone.

V.B. You grew up in Enfield, Nova Scotia. What's it like down there? What sets it apart from Toronto?

C. Enfield is a small town, about 35,000 people. Everyone knows each other at the grocery store (laughs). It's a bit slower-paced than Toronto or any "big city."

V.B. What's your view on multiculturalism in Canada? How do you show that you're proud to be Canadian?

C. Well, I made a song called "Oh Canada," so that shows I'm pretty proud (laughs). I lived here my whole life. The scenery is beautiful. I like the fact that we have the freedom here to live how we want. There aren't many natural disasters, religious (restrictions), or wars.

V.B. Speaking of "Oh Canada," scandal stirred up about there not being enough African Canadians in the music video. 

C. Canada's very multicultural, Toronto and Vancouver more than other (towns). There are alot of Mic Macs and whites where I grew up, and lots of Asians and Jamaicans here in Toronto. Not alot of black people came out for the music video shoot, and I'm not gunna stop the video because of that; that would actually look more racist, if anything. I'm done talking about this though; I've already addressed this issue on my album.

V.B. In "That Ain't Classy," you rap about celebrities who behave like divas or snobs. How do you see yourself as normal from other celebrities? Any examples you wouldn't like to follow?

C. It's been more like a cult (in this industry), these past few years. I was just poking fun at the stereotypical celebrity. Some people take it like I'm actually saying these celebrities aren't classy. But, there's that mind frame of people being famous just to be famous, and who cares what other people think? Jersey Shore and Charlie Sheen (have that mind frame). What would your kids think? That ain't classy (laughs).


V.B. (Laughs). Saying that, is the industry as wild as the tabloids make it out to be, or is it all just scripted like reality TV?

C. It's definitely a party; everything you hear about music tours are true. But, it depends on what you want to do. You don't have to party like that. It's alot of hard work though; you can balance party and work life, (to) earn the party.

V.B. You have two little girls. How do you balance being a father and an artist?

C. I have a studio built in behind my garage. Today, I got up at 8 AM and was with my kids until 10 AM (One is 2 years, 9 months, and the other is about 10 months). I work close to home, so I can see them at home. But when you're on the road for 2 weeks, you can always use Skype. There's no easy way to do it.

V.B. You have a song called "Anybody Listening." Are there any causes that you feel should be brought to our attention more?

C. From the MC's point of view, people wanna hear songs about drinking and dancing - generic bullshit. How about curing cancer? Do people really want to listen any meaningful lyrics? Is there any point in taking the time to write (songs)? You have to look hard (for people who are listening), but are people really listening? (That's what the song is about).

V.B. You have two very interesting album(s) title(s), Handshakes and Middle Fingers and Self-Explanatory. These titles seem to give a ton of attitude. What's your philosophy on dealing with haters and sticky situations?

C. I actually tweeted about that this morning. For every person that loves your music, there's someone who hates it. There's a middle point, though: voicing your opinion or saying you don't really love or hate. Deal with hate, because there's alot of hate out there. But, make sure you voice your opinion too. Ignore haters, because they have something wrong with their lives (that may have nothing to do with you). I was once a hater coming into this industry, blaming my daddy. But once I focused on my music, I forgot about other people and was able to focus on myself (in a positive way).

V.B. Any last words? Who would you love to collaborate with?

C. I wanna produce a track on Royce's and Eminem's CD. I've worked with Royce before. I'm also working on festival dates and music video shoots this summer.

Quote of the Week

"The Soul would have no Rainbow
if the eyes had no tears."

~ Cherokee Proverb ~



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You Say Puglia, I Say Apulia

City of Polignano a Mare in southeastern Italy. I love
how it’s built up above the craggy limestone
to overlook the sea. (Image by: Idéfix)

My deepest apologies, dear readers, for not posting last week--and for my late posting this week. I was immersed in a super cool travel writing project with a tight deadline. When my project coincided with three weekend-long family commitments in a row, well…let’s just say I lost several workdays and was really sweatin’ it towards the end! But I’ve finished and was quite pleased with the results. Now, of course, all I feel like doing is lying around reading, watching movies and catching up on all the Dancing With the Stars episodes I missed!

My writing project involved investigating a specific region of southeastern Italy known as Puglia (a.k.a. Apulia), right on the glittering Adriatic Sea. For a little switch from my usual type of post, I thought I’d share three of the more interesting things I uncovered in my research.

The first thing I’d like to show you are Italy’s most unusual homes, known as trulli. They are found nowhere else in the world, and their origins remain a mystery, with theories linking them to ancient Greece, as well as their creation as 15th-century tax dodges due to the fact that each dwelling could be demolished and reconstructed within a matter of hours.


The greatest concentration of trulli is in the city of Alberobello, where more than 1,000 of them cluster along the narrow cobblestone streets. Trulli are pieced together without mortar from thick slabs of the area’s limestone. They are whitewashed and their conical fieldstone roofs are decorated with primitive symbols blending Christian, pagan and erotic love icons.

In the city of Matera, I found the sassi even more intriguing.



Matera is located in the easterly province of Basilicata. These rock-hewn dwellings known as sassi, were originally gouged out from the malleable tufa rock by troglodytic nomads. In later centuries, blocks were cut and used to add rooms and create elaborate façades for these cave homes. Each roof served as the foundation to the level above. The sassi contain more than 120 rock churches carved by monks between the 8th and 13th centuries (one church is still in use!) and they are decorated with beautiful frescoes.


What I found most interesting is that the people of Matera lived in these dwellings until the 1950s! At this point, the population was rehoused by the Italian government. In the 1980s, however, people began returning and the sassi are in use today.

Another interesting fact: Because of the city’s resemblance to ancient Jerusalem, Mel Gibson chose this location to film his movie, The Passion of the Christ.

And last but not least--guess when this castle was built?



Did you guess the 13th century? I know! Bizarre, right? This is the Castel del Monte which was built between 1240 and 1250. It’s in the town of Andria and was commissioned by Holy Roman Emperor Fredrick II. (I could spend an entire blog post on just him, but don’t worry, I won’t!)

Frederick II had extensive intellectual interests and a love of mathematics, and this castle is a geometric study of the number eight. Currently pictured on the one-cent Italian coin, this octagonal bastion is considered one of the most sophisticated secular buildings of the medieval era. It was constructed from huge blocks of limestone loaded with quartz and is an exact octagon—a shape which symbolized the transitional stage between Earth and the heavens in medieval times. The castle is full of strange symmetries and pre-Christian astrological meaning. Each floor contains eight rooms of equal size, and eight austere towers overlook acres of beautiful olive groves and vineyards.

Thanks for travelling with me. I hope you enjoyed these highlights of southeastern Italy!

Spero che abbiate gradito il viaggio!







Quote of the Week

"It's taken me all my life to learn
what not to play."

~ Dizzy Gillespie~



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THE 2011 BILLBOARD AWARDS: WHO MADE IT TO THE TOP, AND WHO MADE IT TO THE "FLOP"

...In Vegas, baby! Uh-huh! That's where the 2011 Billboard Awards took place, and while that may cry as a valid excuse for celebs to glitter in their most flashy "costumes," it may also push stars to take a hint and shine in their bright, bare bods instead. And for some of these deserving divas, they're already half-way there - um, naked, I mean.


They say strippers have the best bodies, and dressed like one at a bachelor party, Fergie makes no exception. Well, she still owns a curvaceous and muscular physique, but the "stripper" part is a bit more Little Red (Black) Riding Hood and a bit less "little." Still Fergilicious?

 
Kelly Rowland glitzes back into the music industry with this hot pink number. My two faves - pink and a bandage dress - join forces to bring Kelly's buxom yet petite figure centre stage. Move over, Beyonce! Another one of Destiny's children has met your match.


As for the stars who don't flatter their "points" in this constellation of an awards ceremony, Kesha proves yet again why she makes most "worst-dressed" lists. This piece squeezes her curves into a frumpy and sloppy state. And believe me when I say - Kesha, it's not you; it's the dress. However, you are what you wear - when you wear it.


Mary J. Blige returns in this overpowering yet sufficiently fashion-forward gown. The queen has left the building - asta la vista, baby!




Nicki Minaj never ceases to amaze me. Don't be fooled by her miniature stature and flaming pink tresses; she always knows how to make the quirkiest outfits cool.


The fiery redness of Rihanna's hair somehow balances out the pure whiteness of her jumpsuit. Completely covered - except for a plunging neckline with no visible cleavage - Rihanna probably looks the classiest that many have seen her in a while.


Speaking of "classy," Selena Gomez spices it up with a little more sex appeal than usual in this smokin' black cut-out designer dud. She completes the look with long, pin-straight locks and subtle makeup. Hey, who says Selena isn't perfect? 




Last but not least, Taylor Swift reinvents classic Hollywood glamour with golden waves, red lipstick, and a champagne-coloured label. She stands her ground after a history of tragic breakups and songs to show for it. Success really is the sweetest revenge.

Quote of the Week

"Adversity is another way to measure
the greatness of individuals.
I never had a crisis
that didn't make me stronger."

~ Lou Holtz ~

 
 
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Mother’s Day Getaway

In the past, I’ve shared my Mother's Day protests. But this year marks the first time since my boy started playing club soccer that I celebrated Mother’s Day on Mother’s Day and did not spend it on a cold soccer field. Now, he did actually have a game on Mother’s Day as usual, but I—bad mommy that I am—blew it off (*shocked gasp*) and instead celebrated this year by spending an entire Mother’s Day weekend with my sister and my mom! Yeah, baby!

We road-tripped to Holland, Michigan for their annual Tulip Festival!
We started out cruising through the arts & crafts show, then took a tour aboard the Tulip Time Bus. Here’s our knowledgeable tour guide:

We viewed some of Holland’s historical sites and areas of particular beauty, and learned some interesting facts. For example did you know that Holland, Michigan is the second happiest city in the nation?
The only bummer was that because of the cold spring we’ve been having so far, many of the tulips and flowering trees hadn’t bloomed yet. But we still managed to see some beautiful blossoms…



After hitting the festival, we drove to our hotel. We’d booked a spa package at the J.W. Marriott. While I got a massage, my sister had a pedicure and we gave mom a manicure. Side Note: The masseuse told me I was carrying a LOT of tension in my neck and upper back and should really consider having massages a couple of times a week until all the knots are worked out. (Uh…hubs, are you reading this?)

Annnnyhoo…

After our spa treatments, we got all dolled up for an awesome dinner at Holland’s Alpen Rose restaurant. After completing my recent travel writing project on Austria, it was so cool to get to eat real Austrian cuisine made by an Austrian chef from Austria. Like this dish of fresh handmade spaetzle dumplings sautéed with cherrywood smoked bacon, spinach and Swiss cheese. Yum!

After dinner we attended a performance of Cheating Cheaters at the Holland Civic Theatre. It was a cute performance, but I think we were all a little wiped out from our busy day and I noticed mom kept “resting her eyes” during the performance. Ha, ha!

We headed back to the hotel and had a glass of wine in our room. We turned off all the lights to enjoy our lovely view of Grand Rapids’ by night.


After sleeping in and enjoying a delicious Mother’s Day, we road-tripped back home. Thanks mom and sis for a FABULOUS Mother’s Day!


And a Happy Belated Mother’s Day to all the other Moms out there!





All photographs © Holly Bowne with the exception of the following:



DeZwaan Windmill Image by: Becky Anne
Dutch Dancer Images by: Benimoto
Welcome to Holland Image by: Bazooka Joe

"QUESTION OF THE DAY": GAY MARRIAGE - YES OR NO?



QUESTION OF THE DAY: Sportsnet host Damian Goddard is ‘under attack’ for criticizing and opposing gay marriage. So, (at the risk of causing controversial discussion and possible Facebook drama), GAY MARRIAGE - yes or no?

7 hours ago ·  ·  · 
    • Christopher O'Driscoll Yes and why not...who are we to criticize them for their choice. In my opinion the sportsnet host is being narrowminded but he is of course entitled to his opinion
      7 hours ago · 
    • Ryan Thomas I have absolutely no problem with it. I also have absolutely no problem with the Sportsnet host being against it. Having said that, I also have no problem with gay marriage supporters boycotting Sportsnet because of his statements as well. When you're a public figure, you have to be careful of what you say. You don't support gay marriage? Good for you - but don't expect people to love you because of it.
      7 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Rachel Lambert Why not allow gay marriage. We have no right to criticize people for how they feel or who they're attracted to. I'd much rather live in a society where people are honest with themselves as well as other people about how they feel. This will lead to people being happier and therefore affect people's attitudes as a whole and quite possibly make this world a much happier place to live!
      6 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Morrisa Silvert well, considering gay rights = human rights, gay marriage and human rights YES YES YES! And yes, the Sport's Net guy is wholeheartedly allowed to express his views and make an ass of himself.

Quote of the Week

"A metaphor is like a simile."

~ Author Unknown ~



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Spring Break Adventure - The Final Chapter

(If you missed the start of this adventure, click HERE for Part I and HERE for Part II.)

We eventually reached a point where we could no longer continue sideways along the ravine.

“The original trail must be up there,” Chris said. I followed the line of his finger pointing back up the 75° slope we were standing on, and promptly sat down, folding my arms.

“What are you doing?” he said.

“I’m not going.” I said flatly. “I’m staying here.

He smiled tolerantly at me. “Holly, you can’t say here.”

“Just go get the minivan then come back to get me.”

“We’re not leaving you.”

I exploded. “What part of ‘I don’t want to do what we did yesterday’ did you NOT understand! I am NOT hiking up another stupid ravine! I’m not!!”

Then Chris just gave me “the look.”

And I knew I had no choice. I knew the big, clunky mom-mobile minivan wouldn’t make it five feet into this stupid forest. I stomped to my feet, muttering under my breath the entire time and began scaling the cliff with the boys. And oh mama, it was so much worse than the hike of the previous day! We slipped on mud and wet clumps of leaves. Vines we grasped to haul ourselves up came out of the ground in our hands, and the saplings we clutched in desperation, bent dangerously with our weight. Several times I thought we’d reached the top, only to discover we had further to go. Once again I was trapped in sweat-soaked gear.

Finally, Josh called down from above, “I see a house!”

A what?

Daron gallantly offered me his assistance as I struggled up the final bit, “Here, Mrs. Bowne, just take my hand.”

“BACK OFF!” I growled, most ungraciously, clawing at dirt and tree roots to heave myself up the remainder of the sharp incline.

“Oookkkaaay,” he cautiously withdrew his helping hand.

Sure enough, at the top we found ourselves in some random person’s backyard.

Chris lifted his Indiana Jones hat, and scratched his head. “Hmmm. I had no idea we’d come this far.”

“Uh, exactly how far are we from the car?” I asked.

“About a mile and a half.”

Ready to collapse, I muttered even louder as we cut through the yard and began trekking the mile and a half (which for some absurd reason started out uphill) along the road. Now, one thing I’d noticed when we’d been driving around earlier was that everybody in this particular area of West Virginia had at least two dogs. Unleashed dogs. Ferociously barking dogs. Dogs who did not like strangers walking past their yards. One dog charged towards us, barking and following us up the road. Chris was shouting (bramble-hacking knife still out), while I repeated a “Go home!” mantra in as soothing a tone as I could muster.

Are we having fun yet?

Eventually, we made it back to the car. Alive. And cleaned up as much as we could before driving four rainy hours back home. It was during the drive, that I finally calmed down and had a moment of enlightenment.

I thought I loved hiking. And I do. It’s just that I love “regular” hiking. “Inside the box” hiking as opposed to “boy” hiking. I like to know I’m on a legitimate trail. One that somebody has walked before me. One that has a definite starting and ending point. Life itself is enough of a “boy” hike for me: Beating my way through an unknown wilderness with no knowledge of what lies ahead, or how steep the next ravine will be. That’s life. I don’t need to deal with this stuff on my vacations, too.

So I’ve informed the men of my family that next time they won’t have to deal with my whining-grumbling-grouchy-panicked self. Next time, I’ll take a good book and if it’s not raining or hailing, I’ll just spread a blanket beside the rushing river, lie down and read. Maybe even take a little nap, while the boys hack their way through the wilderness to their hearts’ content. Yessiree. No more boy hikes for me!



Epilogue: A few days later…
“Hey Josh, you don’t think I scared Daron, do you?”
“Probably. You were pretty scary, mom.”
“Do you think he could tell I was annoyed during the hikes?”
“Uh, yeah, mom. We could ALL tell.”
“Really? And I thought I hid my emotions so well.”
*Dramatic sigh accompanied by HUGE eye roll*


Photographs © Holly & Chris Bowne

Quote of the Week

"Spend as much time as you can with your
mouth shut and your eyes and ears open."

~ John Jakes ~




Image by: Franc Serres, cropped by Zanaq